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Updates in PoliSat.Com's
War Against Terrorism.
Updates start below in reverse chronological order-- i.e., most-recent first.

 
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December 23, 2001 through December 31, 2001-- Jim Wrenn on Christmas vacation.


December 22, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
We're learning a 9-1-1 lesson:  We all must exert self-protection.
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011222-01.
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December 19, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
Each forward-step taken by Yassir ... is followed by steps taken backward.
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011219-01.


December 18, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
The Sun says Rivera fudged facts, and pots proclaim kettles are black.
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011218-01.


December 17, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
Don Rumsfeld should say to those media farders**:  
"Well capture bin Laden before you get smarter."    .
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011217-01.
**Farder:  wearer of makeup--see definition here.
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December 16, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
The Arafat speech is a thriller-- Like Oh-Jay, he'll find the real killer.
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011216-01.


December 15, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
Reporters call censorship evil, but some won't say terror is evil.
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011215-01.


December 13, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
The tape open minds will believe ... won't open closed-minds in "the street".
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011213-01.
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December 12, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
A first in the new-warfare annals: The new kamikazes are camels: 
Will PeTA send special-ops troopers ... to battle those camel abusers?  .
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011212-01.


December 11, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
For 9-1-1 terror bin Laden delivered, it's justice to him we are sure to deliver. (NSC)
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011211-01.
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December 10, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
A wife of bin Laden proclaims she's au fait and knows how bin Laden will settle his fate.
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011210-01.
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December 9, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
Tim should've asked why ... the F-D-N-Y ... described Hill'ry's speeches as "claptrap".
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011209-01.
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December 8, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
Omar read his prophecy backward-- It's he who will join the hereafter.
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011208-01.
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December 7, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
This 60th-year anniversary since FDR's speech, "Day of Infamy"
suppose Carter then were our POTUS:  Could saboteur/spies have been bolder?.
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011207-01.
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December 6, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
Will Clinton's defense of his Sudanese mission consist of asserting Clintonian diction?.
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011206-01.
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December 5, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
A story just recently published by Reuters ... 
... shows Taliban ways for enforcing their orders.
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011205-01.
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December 4, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
Proclaiming the view that all values are equal ...
makes kids easy prey for the brainwashing people.
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011204-01.
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December 2, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
Though Arafat's words seek a state, his deeds seek a haven for hate.(NSC)
For full text, go to http://polisat.com/du2001/du011231.htm#20011202-01.
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November 29, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
The alien war-crime apothecaries do not deserve civil constabularies.

    George Dubya's for trials by our military
    in lieu of our civil constabularies
    for aliens found
    afoot on our ground
    to operate war-crime apothecaries.

    Pat Leahy proclaims he is wary
    of such trials for crim'nal war-faring.
    Perhaps he'd prefer
    to grant saboteurs
    the Fifth to not sing like canaries.

Direct URL for this P-SWAT Update:   www.PSWAT2001/PSWAT20010911etseq.htm#20011129-01.


November 17, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
The Motto of New Special Forces who Chase the Jihaders on Horses.

    To those who attacked our Metropolis:
    "You're on our most-wanted Jihader-List.
    As new Special Forces,
    we're coming on horses
    to help you attain self-apocalypse."

Inspired by the Pentagon's release of a picture of Special Forces on a horseback mission in Afghanistan.  To view our animation illustrating this limerick, go to "Special Forces on Horses 101" at www.polisat.com/SpecialForcesOnHorses101gif.htm.    Direct URL for this P-SWAT Update:   www.PSWAT2001/PSWAT20010911etseq.htm#20011117-01.


October 25, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
The rats who'd restore times medieval will soon face extinction by Eagles.

    'Twas vermin when times were medieval
    that threatened extinction of people,
    but those who would play
    the rats of today
    will soon face extinction by Eagles.

To view "Extinction 101," an animation illustrating this limerick, click here for the Flash version or here for the gif version.  Direct URL for this P-SWAT Update:   www.PSWAT2001/PSWAT20010911etseq.htm#20011025-01.


October 23, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
Why we must emulate the Brits in London in WWII.

Direct URL for this P-SWAT Update:   www.PSWAT2001/PSWAT20010911etseq.htm#20011023-01.


October 19, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
Lisa Beamer Exemplifies Courageous Defiance of Terrorism.

Lisa Beamer's husband, Todd Beamer, was among the passengers on United Flight 93 who courageously enabled their deaths to save thousands of others' lives by attacking the terrorists trying to crash the plane in Washington, D.C.  On October 19, 2001, Lisa showed all free citizens how to respond to terrorism by completing the flight her husband began on 9-11-01.  In my opinion, the foundation she established to honor her husband deserves our support.  The foundation's web address is http://www.beamerfoundation.org.  PoliSat.Com designed the banners below to honor her courageous defiance of terrorism.  Feel free to use the banners if you so desire.

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Direct URL for this P-SWAT Update:   www.PSWAT2001/PSWAT20010911etseq.htm#20011019-01.


October 18, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
Palindrome reveals how to respond to Osama bin Laden's terror:  (What's a palindrome?).

    OD? Na! Call Alla.  Char Osama;  Masorah, call Alla -- Can do!     .

What's a "palindrome"?  It's a phrase that says the same thing whether read frontward or backward.  For more information about palindromes, go to PoliSat.Com's Palindrome Page.  What is "Masorah"?  It's the body of Judaic tradition relating to correct textual reading of the Hebrew scriptures-- See Dictionary.Com.   Direct URL for this P-SWAT Update:   www.PSWAT2001/PSWAT20010911etseq.htm#20011018-01.


October 16, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
A Day in the Life of a Radical muslim** Terrorist: .

    1. Recites morning prayer for divine guidance.
    2. Performs morning beating of wife for insufficient modesty.
    3. Recites noon prayer for divine guidance.
    4. Performs noon beating of wife for insufficient subservience.
    5. Attends afternoon bomb-making workshop.
    6. Recites afternoon prayer for divine guidance.
    7. Performs farewell beating of wife.
    8. Attaches bomb to self, approaches unsuspecting infidels; commits suicide/murder.
    9. Approaches Eternal Gate to seek directions for finding the virgins.
    10. Asks angel at the Gate why he resembles Lucifer. 

Direct URL for this P-SWAT Update:   www.PSWAT2001/PSWAT20010911etseq.htm#20011016-01.


October 14, 2001 P-SWAT Update #01. (www.PoliSat.Com's War Against Terrorism) ™© 2001.
How women can end ... this terrorist binge.

    Since male muslim** nuts will not stop-it,
    we know how their wives ought to stop-it:
    At first, simulate
    and then emulate
    Lorena, the wife of John Bobbit.

Direct URL for this P-SWAT Update:   www.PSWAT2001/PSWAT20010911etseq.htm#20011014-01.


**muslim not capitalized:  Out of respect for Islam, I declined to capitalize "muslim" as it applies to fanatical terrorists.  Jim Wrenn, Editor.
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"NSC" identifies a particular Daily-Update as an exercise of the editorial privilege to express non-satirical commentary-- Jim Wrenn, Editor.

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