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Gary Bauer.
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Babes in Wonk-Land
    Since rumors spread fast,
    we had quite a task
    and that's why we had to act fast
    To save this young lass
    from rumors so crass,
    I've now changed my door to one made of glass.
    And also decided
    to not be derided
    by clearing the air in a press-conference fair.
    And now you all know
    I never stooped low
    or otherwise let down my hair
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