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Pat Buchannan.
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Political "zealeon" becomes a chameleon (limerick 20000914-01)
    Buchannan had always proclaimed
    that most fed'ral spending's a shame,
    but now he just swoons
    and sings a new tune
    with "Gimme the money" refrains.
© 2000 --Inspired by FEC's 09-14-00 decision to award the $12.5 million in taxpayer funds to Buchannan's campaign.

Genome-Mapping Leads to Genetically-Improved Pat Buchannan (du20000626-01)
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Buchannan's latest tirade. (du20000317-01)
    Buchannan the ex-talking head 
    says the "Party of Reagan is Dead."
    But who was the tool 
    in the year ninety-two 
    who made many voters afraid?
    The man who quite harshly implored 
    his party to wage cul'tral war ... 
    was none other than 
    Buchannan the man 
    who scared many folks from the door.
    The Gipper encouraged inclusion 
    promoting not fission but fusion.
    The song that Pat sung 
    was "my way or none" 
    engendering fears of exclusion.
    And what did we get from such show?  
    By now even dumb-dumbs must know.
    His fiery renditions 
    just gave us Bill Clinton 
    by driving a lot to Perot.
    And now his campaign for "Reform" 
    will give us four years of Al Gore.
    It's just such a shame 
    that he, like McCain, 
    says "My way or get out the door" 
© 2000

Pat Buchannan and Lenora Fulani join forces in the Reform Party and sing their new campaign song (19991112-02)

    "Let's Call the Whole Thing Morph !"

    I've got the baiters ... you've got the hooters.
    We're haters, or hauters, or  baiters or hooters.
    Let's call the whole thing morph !
    Your old fascistos ... my manifestos.
    I'm for the preachers ... you're for the screechers.
    Facistos, mephistos, the preach-o's, the screech-o's,
    Let's call the whole thing morph !
    You like to seig heil ... I like to speak vile.
    I'm xenophobic .. you're paranoiac.
    Xeno-- phobic --- para --- noiac.
    Let's call the whole thing morph !
    You call me Honkey ... you call me Darkie.
    You call me Cracker ... You call me Blacker.
    Honkey, Darkie, Cracker, Blacker.
    Let's call the whole thing morph ! 
© 1999.

Auf Wiedersehen
    It's just that my critics are bitter 
    when they say that they think I like Hitler
    They must be old commies 
    or Stalinist smarmies 
    who can't see that I'm an uplifter.
    I'm just a nice guy 
    who'd much rather die 
    than be thought of as just an old bigot.
    But wetbacks and Jews 
    are spreading the news 
    I think they belong on a frigate.  
© 1999.