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Elizabeth Dole.
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A Campaign Dying Early
    I stand in this place, the country to face, 
    as I say with grace, I withdraw from the race
    My arsenal with lace-- my sex -- was no ace, 
    it's now kissy-face with Bob that old face.
    So why did I say I must go away 
    with no cards to play until a new day?
    I needed more pay to be in my tray 
    in order to say to my workers each day, "Here is your pay."
    Ole Bob got some fame by supporting McCain 
    until he was tamed by my cooling my flame.
    I am a tough dame, I play a tough game, 
    but I ain't insane, so I stopped my campaign
    Although it's a shame that I must refrain 
    from trying to gain the leadership lane.
    The folks I admire are those who reach higher 
    and just walk the wire without stooping to mire.
    I'll set my goals higher and by stock in Pfizer 
    cause Bob is a tiger when he takes Viagra 
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